jeremypaxmanspants:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

but then you gotta switch the light off

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Q

Anonymous asked:

Seriously fuck you. Don't ruin real OUAT kisses with your lesbian shit.

A

swan-queen-is-magic:

adelinawp:

evilregalsq:

giors1:

helebette:

bambibelle84:

fuzzy-socks-hoarder:

xxtorchxx:

regina-obsession:

your-evilqueen:

swanqueensails:

xxtorchxx:

Thank you!! :)

Silly anon. Lesbian shit only ever improves things. Everything goes better with lesbians! What ruins real OUAT kisses? Real OUAT kisses.

That lesbian shit is 10000x better than the real OUAT kisses.
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It keeps getting better… Damn, SWEN… Bring it.

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OMG PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING I WANNA SEE THIS ON MY DASH AGAIN AND AGAIN. 

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HOLY CHEESEBALLS MCFUCKMUFFIN! THIS IS THE BEST POST OF THE YEAR! 

hell yes!! Masterpost of swan queen kisses is HEEEEREEEEE!!!!!

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oooooooh BOOOM!!!

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SWEN, forged in the heat of hatred.

Let’s see if we can get this to 10,000 notes!

Uh… friendly reminder that the catalyst for hope & the entire story of Once Upon A Time came out of a closet…

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

(via marii-oncer)

jjrizzles:

malicious22:

mel35:

ashermajestywishes:

xvnot15:

sapphonest:

Oh holy god.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuck

Holy shit!

It’s back! YES!

I am so jealous that this fandom has this gifset.
jjrizzles:

malicious22:

mel35:

ashermajestywishes:

xvnot15:

sapphonest:

Oh holy god.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuck

Holy shit!

It’s back! YES!

I am so jealous that this fandom has this gifset.
jjrizzles:

malicious22:

mel35:

ashermajestywishes:

xvnot15:

sapphonest:

Oh holy god.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuck

Holy shit!

It’s back! YES!

I am so jealous that this fandom has this gifset.
jjrizzles:

malicious22:

mel35:

ashermajestywishes:

xvnot15:

sapphonest:

Oh holy god.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuck

Holy shit!

It’s back! YES!

I am so jealous that this fandom has this gifset.
jjrizzles:

malicious22:

mel35:

ashermajestywishes:

xvnot15:

sapphonest:

Oh holy god.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuck

Holy shit!

It’s back! YES!

I am so jealous that this fandom has this gifset.
jjrizzles:

malicious22:

mel35:

ashermajestywishes:

xvnot15:

sapphonest:

Oh holy god.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuck

Holy shit!

It’s back! YES!

I am so jealous that this fandom has this gifset.
jjrizzles:

malicious22:

mel35:

ashermajestywishes:

xvnot15:

sapphonest:

Oh holy god.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuck

Holy shit!

It’s back! YES!

I am so jealous that this fandom has this gifset.
jjrizzles:

malicious22:

mel35:

ashermajestywishes:

xvnot15:

sapphonest:

Oh holy god.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuck

Holy shit!

It’s back! YES!

I am so jealous that this fandom has this gifset.

jjrizzles:

malicious22:

mel35:

ashermajestywishes:

xvnot15:

sapphonest:

Oh holy god.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuck

Holy shit!

It’s back! YES!

I am so jealous that this fandom has this gifset.

(via marii-oncer)

arcanda:


Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving


Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho
MM: Regina, are you coming later?R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::R: I always doo.MM: D8
MM: …
R: …Oops. :)
_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.R: ::sips coffee::MM:  D:MM: …
R: Oops. 
R: :)_ arcanda:


Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving


Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho
MM: Regina, are you coming later?R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::R: I always doo.MM: D8
MM: …
R: …Oops. :)
_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.R: ::sips coffee::MM:  D:MM: …
R: Oops. 
R: :)_ arcanda:


Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving


Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho
MM: Regina, are you coming later?R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::R: I always doo.MM: D8
MM: …
R: …Oops. :)
_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.R: ::sips coffee::MM:  D:MM: …
R: Oops. 
R: :)_ arcanda:


Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving


Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho
MM: Regina, are you coming later?R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::R: I always doo.MM: D8
MM: …
R: …Oops. :)
_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.R: ::sips coffee::MM:  D:MM: …
R: Oops. 
R: :)_ arcanda:


Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving


Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho
MM: Regina, are you coming later?R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::R: I always doo.MM: D8
MM: …
R: …Oops. :)
_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.R: ::sips coffee::MM:  D:MM: …
R: Oops. 
R: :)_ arcanda:


Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving


Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho
MM: Regina, are you coming later?R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::R: I always doo.MM: D8
MM: …
R: …Oops. :)
_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.R: ::sips coffee::MM:  D:MM: …
R: Oops. 
R: :)_ arcanda:


Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving


Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho
MM: Regina, are you coming later?R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::R: I always doo.MM: D8
MM: …
R: …Oops. :)
_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.R: ::sips coffee::MM:  D:MM: …
R: Oops. 
R: :)_ arcanda:


Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving


Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho
MM: Regina, are you coming later?R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::R: I always doo.MM: D8
MM: …
R: …Oops. :)
_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.R: ::sips coffee::MM:  D:MM: …
R: Oops. 
R: :)_ arcanda:


Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving


Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho
MM: Regina, are you coming later?R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::R: I always doo.MM: D8
MM: …
R: …Oops. :)
_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.R: ::sips coffee::MM:  D:MM: …
R: Oops. 
R: :)_ arcanda:


Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving


Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho
MM: Regina, are you coming later?R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::R: I always doo.MM: D8
MM: …
R: …Oops. :)
_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.R: ::sips coffee::MM:  D:MM: …
R: Oops. 
R: :)_

arcanda:

Swan Queen AU: Thanksgiving

Estab Swan Queen AU Regina mercilessly trolling Snow abt it in public with puns tho

MM: Regina, are you coming later?
R: ::stares a hole into her & smirks::
R: I always doo.
MM: D8

MM:

R: …Oops. :)

_

MM: See, everyone gets happy endings! :)
R: (from over newspaper) Yes, I’ve already had several this week, myself.
R: ::sips coffee::
MM:  D:
MM:

R: Oops. 

R: :)
_

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mizzjade:

troublelovesmetroubleneedsme:

notsolodolo:

"And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it’s time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”
- Tupac Shakur 

Always reblog this.

^

mizzjade:

troublelovesmetroubleneedsme:

notsolodolo:

"And since we all came from a woman

Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman

I wonder why we take from our women

Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?

I think it’s time to kill for our women

Time to heal our women, be real to our women

And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies

That will hate the ladies, that make the babies

And since a man can’t make one

He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

So will the real men get up

I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”

- Tupac Shakur 

Always reblog this.

^

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evil-takes-form-in-reginamills:

cosimasgrin:

Snow finds out a little more than she wanted to

we should bring this back, it should have way more notes i mean..seriously
evil-takes-form-in-reginamills:

cosimasgrin:

Snow finds out a little more than she wanted to

we should bring this back, it should have way more notes i mean..seriously
evil-takes-form-in-reginamills:

cosimasgrin:

Snow finds out a little more than she wanted to

we should bring this back, it should have way more notes i mean..seriously
evil-takes-form-in-reginamills:

cosimasgrin:

Snow finds out a little more than she wanted to

we should bring this back, it should have way more notes i mean..seriously
evil-takes-form-in-reginamills:

cosimasgrin:

Snow finds out a little more than she wanted to

we should bring this back, it should have way more notes i mean..seriously
evil-takes-form-in-reginamills:

cosimasgrin:

Snow finds out a little more than she wanted to

we should bring this back, it should have way more notes i mean..seriously
evil-takes-form-in-reginamills:

cosimasgrin:

Snow finds out a little more than she wanted to

we should bring this back, it should have way more notes i mean..seriously
evil-takes-form-in-reginamills:

cosimasgrin:

Snow finds out a little more than she wanted to

we should bring this back, it should have way more notes i mean..seriously

evil-takes-form-in-reginamills:

cosimasgrin:

Snow finds out a little more than she wanted to

we should bring this back, it should have way more notes i mean..seriously

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sabca:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

truetor, i’m terrified.

As you should be sabca, as you should be. Remember, Remember, On the 15 of November, That swans and geese Are alike in teeth, And their unholy goals Of feasting on souls!